This is my story of the week. The UK sends Prince William and a f*ck off destroyer to the Falklands and the Argies, realising they do have a considerably weaker armed force (unlike 30 years ago) have decided to hit us where they know they can beat us. Football.
They have renamed their football league the General Belgrano League. Superb.
Now watch the UK bookmakers hit back with specials on last year’s General Belgrano Division 1 runner-up Lanus’ Copa Libertadores clash with Brazilian side Flamenco:
“If Flamenco sink General Belgrano side Lanus, we’ll refund all losing bets”.
I’m copyrighting that one by the way…