It seems that whilst I was away on honeymoon, the SEO team at Wxlliam Hxll felt the need to target my blog… For heaven’s sake, at least say something constructive guys or it might be regarded as spam!
“Hi,
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Hi Affiliate Manager X,
Thanks for another email promoting your affiliate program. I actually replied to your last one a couple of weeks ago, but didn’t hear anything back. I am starting to wonder whether you are actually a robot programmed to send the same email numerous times without the programmed functionality to reply.
I can reply in binary code if that helps?
Thanks,
Tom
